That You Forgot Secretary's Day!
1. Phone messages delivered
on the end of a spear.
2. Your important
dictation somehow comes out reading:
"I am a slave-driving miser"
3. It's not
so much the cold coffee, it's the staples
at the bottom of the cup.
4. Your big
business dinner at the Four Seasons Restaurant
in Manhattan is rescheduled for Big Jeb's
24 -Hour Truck Stop outside of Newark, New
5. Now answers
the phone, "Smith, Jones and Tightwad."
New York to Los Angeles trip booked for
you now involves six plane changes, a 12
hour layover in Guam and a personal appearance
on Ricki Lake's
"I'm A Selfish Pig" episode.
You find you've been scheduled to speak
at the National Silly Puddy Convention.
Thoughts: As soon as you sit down to a cup
of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to
do something which will last until the coffee
trouble with doing something right the first
time is that nobody appreciates how difficult
Author unknown, but probably a secretary
Workers' Old Addage
the impossible means only that the boss
will add it to your regular duties.
is an illusion, lunch time doubly so.
midi along with more wonderful compositions
and/or performances are available
at Ms. Harrell's site on CDs. If you
wish to use her music on your personal
web site you must contact Ms. Harrell